Tuesday, July 27, 2010

behold!

Doris Day

one of the great crushes of my youth

Bob Hope said she had the best behind in Hollywood

I have an autographed photo of Doris that I won in a raffle (the raffle was rigged, but in my favor, so I'm all for it)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

don't hold my breath

Read a small item in the paper the other day- This past June was the hottest on record.

Don't know about records yet, but this July seems pretty darn hot.

I still have yet to hear anybody who jumped on the fact that we had a blizzard this winter (which proved beyond doubt that there was no climate change) crack wise about the heat.

Maybe I just missed it

Monday, July 19, 2010

you say......

As previously stated I enjoy the world of food- eatin, reading, watching the TV, (oh PBS showed "A Hot Dog Program" the other night, one of my all time favorite food shows. I watch it every summer- a trip around America discovering the nuances and subtlety of all things frankfurter. If you can watch this show and not want to jump in the car and o to every place they feature- you have no soul.)

I do stop shy of callin myself a "foodie" There is something a wee bit too precious in that name. I love fresh fruits and veggies and few things make me happier than a nice salad but I am always put off by the messianic zeal of the locavore and/or farm to table crowd.

Yeah, Yeah, I get it fresh food = rapture, factory farm stuff= the spawn of satan. It is a bit tiresome to hear a hipster extol the virtue of an heirloom zucchini grown in community farm located in what used to be a parkin lot in Brooklyn.

That said- I have a few plants growin in containers on my deck in the back yard (a Roma tomato, a grape tomato, and a japanese eggplant). I water them everyday but mostly they are on their own. A bunch of the grape tomatos were all ripe the other day, I picked a few to put in a salad. Oh my dear god in heaven! These things were amazing! They barely made it into the kitchen- I was eating them like jelly beans (could you imagine if jelly beans grew on trees? )

I still will not align myself with the locavore mafia -but I get it.


A quick tomato aside: years ago the cesspool at the house overflowed leaving a puddle of "muck" in the backyard. The words have not yet been coined to describe how foul this was- but it was cleaned up and eventually forgotten.

The next summer, lo and behold, there were a bunch of tomato plants growing in the back yard! "Isn't that funny?" no one planted tomatos but, here they were.

AS summer went on the plants grew and the tomatoes looked like something out of a cookbook , big and red and ripe. Just as the harvest was about to begin, two and two were put together. Tomatoes-that no one planted- growing - in what just eight months before had been a puddle of cesspool muck.

I'm sure you were way ahead of us figuring that one out.
Needless to say none of the magic tomatoes made it to the table.

ps the G key on the computer is bein stubborn -so any missing G's are a mistake and not an attempt to be folksy

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Brutal

Oh it was hot yesterday and it's going to be hot tomorrow (tamale , for you fans of the old joke)-but to day it was HOT. The hottest day in 9 years said somebody.

You kinda forget that it gets this hot and humid and oppressive and just plain nasty.

I got in my car around noon today (the windshield had been facing the sun all morning long) ouch! I went to a local hardware store to get one of those "aluminun foil looking, put in the windshield so the inside of the car don't heat up like the kiln back in junior high thingys" they were sold out. ouch.

oh by the way I watched a lil' bit of news tonight, just to see if any of those trusted newsmen who mocked global warming because we had a big snowstorm this winter commented on the record breaking heat . I must of missed that part of the show.